TehGramarNatzee

TehGramarNatzee: TO THE RAPIST MOBILE where our motto is "It's not rape if they scream yes!" --------------------------- the rape mobile, where riding shotgun means something else entirely. --------------------------- TehGramarNatzee: "why do you keep doing that?" doing what? "talking to yoursel!" i'm not talking to myself "YOUR DOING IT RIGHT NOW!" YOU SHYSH before i put you back into the coma from whence you came "i 'came' all over your sheets bitch" -- TehGramarNatzee: ILL KILL YOU *rolls on floor hitting myself* -- loulockhart21: o.O -- loulockhart21: i give him 7.5 -- TehGramarNatzee: ILL CUT YOU -- TehGramarNatzee: "yea cut him good" SHUTUP YOU -- loulockhart21: i do that myself so BRING IT!! -- TehGramarNatzee: id bring your it! "nice comeback" if i wanted 'comeback' i'd wipe it off your mother's face -- prodicaljunk: is anyone else as aroused as I am? -- TehGramarNatzee: "*raises hand*" DOWN -- TehGramarNatzee: *zips pants back up* -- loulockhart21: little bit... -- loulockhart21: then again..it could be those damned green m&ms -- TehGramarNatzee: i tried to bring a homeless man into my bit -- TehGramarNatzee: but he put up a struggle so he had to be "dealt" with -- TehGramarNatzee: *ding* WOOT lunch is ready... "whats for lunch" YOU KNOW JUST WHATS FOR LUNCH!! "no i dont D:" *wraps hobo blanket round me* now you do... "T~T" -- loulockhart21: dude..really...ive knwn some crazy bitches before but damn this is new -- TehGramarNatzee: hells ya only the grade A top of the line hobo meat here at street cuisine where you pick out your next meal and their last -- loulockhart21: interesting...ill take a side of hobo ham with a little bit of im so borke i smell like shit coffee please -- TehGramarNatzee: one second -- TehGramarNatzee: oh sorry we're all out -- TehGramarNatzee: but what we do have is POSSUM BRISKET *slaps loulockhart21 with a frying pan* --- TehGramarNatzee: dinners ready to go! --------------------------- turtle39555: practice safe phone sex, prevent hearing aids --------------------------- DrFlubiver: ur not a manly man until u have man boobs --------------------------- Zombie_Chika: People Eating Tasty Animals --------------------------- screamingstares: yeah Attention Deficit OOOOOH SHINY --------------------------- bubblestehduck: STFU means stalkers taking fucking unborn-babies. --------------------------- nguy123: This statement is false --------------------------- nguy123: Is god willing to stop evil, yet not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able and not willing? then he is malevolent. Is he both willing and able? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither willingnor able? Then why call him God? --------------------------- 05at1: I. 1. 2. 05at1: rape U --------------------------- Rheeperpwn: This is an A to B conversation so C you way out of it before D jumpes over E and f's you up like a G --------------------------- jackosthespackos: yo momma is so ugly when the tide came in, it went strait back out --------------------------- bubblestehduck: Yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl --------------------------- dragonlvr: yo momma like a tv...even a 5 year old can turn her on. --------------------------- dragonlvr: yo momma so poor if you walk into her house with a match all the cockroaches look up and start sing "clap your hands, stomp your fee. praise the lord cause we got heat" --------------------------- bubblestehduck: Yo mama is so stupid she went to the store to get a colored tv and asked which colors they had --------------------------- turtle39555: why do black people only have nightmares? turtle39555: cause the last one to have a dream got shot --------------------------- turtle39555: whats the difference between a black man and a large pizza turtle39555: the pizza can feed a family of 4 --------------------------- LunchTime: A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" "Africa," says the parrot. --------------------------- LunchTime: Proud Jamaican Father A Jamaican man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical Jamaican baby boy weighing 20 pounds." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returned to the bar. The bartender said, "Say, you're the father of the Jamaican baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds." The bartender was puzzled. "Why? What happened? He weighed 20 pounds at birth?" The Jamaican father took a slow sip from his Red Stripe beer, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised." --------------------------- LunchTime: a black guy and his girlfriend are in a car LunchTime: Who is driving? LunchTime: The cop XD --------------------------- LunchTime: How do you know if a black guy is lying? LunchTime: his lips are moving --------------------------- LunchTime: What did the black kid get for christmas? LunchTime: Your TV --------------------------- LightKira: lilly you are like a bowling ball LightKira: i picked you up, fingered yu and threw you in the gutter. --------------------------- MiracleMcCloy: TUCKING FYPOS! --------------------------- supernerd411: cheese? DirtyLifee: supernerd can i tell u something DrFlubiver: i will shove your cheese so far up your bum youll be tasting parmesan for weeks --------------------------- DrFlubiver: a baby mongoose killed another baby mongoose and i killed the first baby mongoose how many dead baby mongooses are there? TheProffesor: 2 DrFlubiver: wrong... you think this is the first time i pitted 2 baby mongooses in deadly combat? TheProffesor: Wut. DrFlubiver: theres 178 dead baby mongooses --------------------------- DrFlubiver: IMMA FRAKKIN PANDAPHILE