TehRainbowDash

Yo’. I’m a pony. Not really. I’m not a pony.

Usually, I’m in Everfree Forest or Cookie Kingdom. I’m pretty outgoing, I guess. I dunno. I like being nice. But I have a pretty short fuse. Although, I’m over-tolerant. So, nothing to really worry ‘bout there. Umm… Yeah. Guess that’d be it.

Nightmare Moon, make me whole.~

‘Cause I’m wanted in Equestria, ‘cause I flaunted to Celestia, ’cause I taunted to the best of ya, I’m in a mess huh uh uh uh uhhhhhhh.~

IMPREGNATE LUNA THEN DATE HER SISTER.

I STICK MY DICK IN ’EM LIKE A SELF-INSERT FANFIC.

SCROLLS.

ALICORN TWILIGHT MASTER RACE.