5* these idiots who rate low are the reason video games will never evolve past the 1 dimensional crap they are now. There's more to games than blood and tits.
If your already got 100% on this game before the badges came out here's what you have to do to get the badges:
Breathing Easy: Go to adolescence and unlock a breathe type.
Dragons Tale: Go to hero and beat the game (duh)
Keep 'em Guessing: complete the adult phase.
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