TezWarrior's Comments

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Racing Comrade!	Jul. 08, 2016 Rating: -12 utterly boring, won't be playing this crap again. What a waste of time.
Microphone test	Nov. 29, 2015 Rating: 4 Can't stop laughing, giving me more amusement than any game I've played. Hearing myself laugh maniacally at max volume is hugely entertaining.
Sentry Knight 2	Oct. 17, 2015 Rating: 8 Monster: "Shouldn't we try and attack from behind him? He never looks back." Zazek: "QUIET! ALL UNITS STORM IN SMALL WAVES FROM THE FRONT!"
Formula Racer 2012	Oct. 15, 2015 Rating: 3 Wow, massive speeds, huge prize money, action packed and not a single person turned up to spectate :(
Line Game	Oct. 10, 2015 Rating: 5 Beyond impossible badge: Beat level E using keyboard, limiting your intense profanity to only 3 swearwords per second.
Treadmillasaurus Rex	Oct. 10, 2015 Rating: -2 Beasted it the second time. Tyrannosaurus Rex? More like Tyrannosaurus REKT!
Flaming Zombooka 2	Oct. 05, 2015 Rating: 69 Any day now we're going to hear in the media about someone who shot themselves in the face thinking their hardhat was going to protect them.
ELEPHANT RAVE	Oct. 04, 2015 Rating: -12 Surely up there with the most garbage "games". The most appropriate badge would be where only players who give this rubbish a second try would gain it. Hopefully, you haven't made any more games :D.
Burrito Bison Revenge	Oct. 04, 2015 Rating: 1 Bison, you been skipping leg day at the gym bro?
Learn to Fly 2	Oct. 03, 2015 Rating: 4 Excellent game, thanks for the effort you put into it mate! Really liked the inclusion of the notes i.e "who sells nuclear warheads to a penguin?". Such a simple thing to do, but a great touch!
Doodle Devil	Oct. 03, 2015 Rating: 5 I tried out so many combinations I resorted to Corpse + Man and Sex + Weapons. Neither gave anything though, probably for the best.
Heroes of Glory	Sep. 30, 2015 Rating: 9 Not only is this "game" unoriginal and very poorly executed in every department, you can't even come up with a decent name. It's 2015 and out of every possible name you could choose, "heroes of glory" was the best you could come up with. Only here for the badges, no other reason.
I Am Death And Fire	Sep. 29, 2015 Rating: 11 Not a bad game, but it needs much more in terms of upgrades, evolution etc. A couple of ideas: 1) Special abilities you can use during the game, such as summoning several mini dragons each with their own health bar and disappear when health is depleted. All special abilities should be upgradeable. 2) Evolution.. not just evolving slightly when you die. You should be able to evolve when you have a certain amount of experience and choose what you want to evolve e.g evolving your talons, which become larger so you're able to slice more people (this ties in with more attack options, rather than purely attacking with fire..). The town should evolve too with time (different eras [cavemen all the way up to futuristic for example]). 4) Different backgrounds, depending on the era. All of these would boost the entertainment of the game and would take quite a while understandably, just throwing out my thoughts.
Zeus Age	Sep. 23, 2015 Rating: 3 Not a replica of any other game but a rip off of countless others. The dialogue has got to be among the worst I've seen in a game, there are useless buttons which don't have any effect on gameplay.. there are many other reasons but it's not worth my time to even write any more.