The1Alt

Three Alts for the Regulars under the sky,
Seven for the Wanderers in their halls of stone,
Nine for Spammers doomed to die,
One for Meppz on his dark throne
In the Land of TRFKaAsE where the regulars lie.
One Alt to rule them all, One Alt to find them,
One Alt to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.