Recruit suggestions: (If there's a recruit in my suggestion list that is already IN THE GAME, cross it out.) Widow, Passenger, Advertiser, CGI Animator, Caveman, Stunt Coordinator, Avatar, Linux Progammer, Google Intern, Stripper, Paleontologist, and of course, Me (TheCoolGamer55). Also, please make a sequel with EVEN MORE recruits, more upgrades, hats, mystery achievements and a whole bunch of new stuff, with a more modern type of game. 5 stars!
"Hey, wanna help me beat up a coinbox and get millions?" "AW YES!" "Ok, here's 20 bucks to get you started." "Really?" "Don't worry, I'll share with you."
20 MINUTES LATER
"Here's your Uzi!" "Why should I use it?" "Use it to kill it." "WOO!"
ANOTHER 20 MINUTES LATER
"Dude, I got a big nuke here!" "Woah, really!?" "Yea, but I'll save it for later."
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After I nuked the box, he was still alive and so was I and I left. "HEY! WHERE'S THE MONEY YOU PROMISED ME!?"
The turtle can withstand sunburns, bombs, cannons, no oxygen supplies, hitting birds, chainsaws, bounced very high and smashing to the ground, but spikes can stop him. Now this, is logic f*cked.
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