TheDreadPirate

Abashed the Devil stood, And felt how awful goodness is.

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.

Battle not with monsters
lest ye become a monster
and if you gaze into the abyss
the abyss gazes into you. —
Friedrich Nietzsche

Hello ladies,
Look at your man,
now back to me,
now back at your man,
now back to me,
sadly he isn’t me,
but if he stopped using lady scented body wash
he could smell like he is me.
look down, back up.
where are you?
you are on a boat, with the man your man could smell like.
whats that in your hand,
back at me, I have it,
its an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love,
now look again, the tickets are now diamonds.
Eveything is possible when your man smells like old spice and not a lady.

I’m on a horse

For the Angel of Death spread his wings on the blast,
And breathed in the face of the foe as he passed:
And the eyes of the sleepers waxed deadly and chill,
And their hearts but once heaved, and for ever grew still!

P.S. – I’m Moonangels Dad.