TheFatBlob's Comments

Well. I was on the last level. I had just leveled up enough to get through the final gate. I hear a loud noise from downstairs, causing me to punch my keyboard out of shock. I pressed F5. Page refreshes. Progress lost. If that isn't rage I don't know what is.

I think the worst thing about this game is the lack of a save button, which forces you to give up if you have to leave.

It turns out I completed this badge in late October 2013. You have no idea how satisfying it is to get a free 15 points without having to use any effort.

*Saves 10th princess* YOU EVIL BASTARDS

I like how at some point in the game it becomes impossible to infect a country because they decide to close down all access to the place before anything can get to it. Surprisingly this wasn't Madagascar, but Indonesia.

"Guide will go here" Thanks for the help.

Why did they have to make Hole In The Ground one of the hardest songs? It's terrible, and I keep having to replay it to get perfect.

So if you remove pants, open door AND sit on the toilet, wait until the time runs out. He'll get up and shit on the floor anyway.

"Sure I'll play some che - Oh I'm dead"

Easy Badge doesn't work. Got 155 kills with one bullet, the achievement bar said I got 90.

I f**ked up Frosty, still no badge :(

"2,520 can be divided by 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 and 10 without having a fractional leftover" Slow news day I see.

That horrible moment when you go through a booster ring, only to hit your face on a bird a half second later.

Advice: The 2|4 upgrade for the Monkey Ace, Ground Zero, is one of the most useful upgrades in the game. It destroys every bloon and drastically reduces lag.

So, some of the gummies just run into doors with bombs. Seems legit.

That awkward moment when you eat so much you get stuck.

every time the truck left, i felt the urge to make my robot follow it. he never made it.

Okay, who ordered the slice of Diabetes? Here you go Rico.

I gave you a free pancake and you give me a lower score for it? Screw you, I quit.

80 score in Reactions. Beat that.