TheGraphite's Comments

Plus, it repeatedly keeps drawing after I let go of the mouse button! Gah!

Poor controls, hyper-sensitive obstacles with inconsistent boundaries, the art doesn't thrill me, and no save? 2/5

Love the game, but it SERIOUSLY needs a timer.

Terribly made, usually impossible to win more than 2 or 3 levels, visually unstimulating, and generally unoriginal. 1/5

What if you put a hand on the paddle, and if the ball hits the paddle, it goes "ow!" and you are penalized slightly or something, or have to start fresh? LOL

Like they said, needs work, but very cute! I've never seen a game quite like that. Work out a timer or point system of some kind to spice it up and make it competitive, even if it's just self-competitive. Even though it's rough, I'll give an encouraging 3/5 just cuz it's so neat. :o>

Is this thing bugged? Cute game, but as early as level 2, I'm completely unable to pick up the only red key available, it's just intangible! What the freakin' crap?

What.... the... freakin'.... crap? Incomprehensible, senseless and utterly baffling. 1/5

Kinda cute for a while... 3/5

The art was cute but too simplistic and childish, so to speak. Controls weren't very responsive, and game was downright frustrating at times -- this should be fun. But I DID lmao when the guy died from fire. Heh! 3/5

Uhhh... that's it? :o/ 2/5 just because the art is cute.

Wayyyyy too easy, just boring. Lame graphics, slow play, zero excitement or originality or challenge. What, we can't choose 0/5?

I've no interest in anything that has pagan pentagram crap in it. 1/5

Good grief.... I'm usually a very intuitive thinker, but I haven't the foggiest freakin' idea how to procede in this game. Nothing seems to make the least bit of sense, no matter where I go. Sheesh, is there a walkthru somewhere for this?

Half of these critters floating around, I don't know if they're bad guys or power-ups. This is easily the most confusing and ill-explained game I've played here. BUT... more explanation of what these critters and power-ups are would go a long way to earning at least 4 stars if not 5! It's otherwise a fun game, and I love the look!

Fun for the first 2 or 3 minutes, but it gets monotonous pretty quick. 2/5

I've played almost 50 times, and I can also say the attack values seem heavily weighted toward the computer. I see Computer's weak attackers almost always whoop my strongest defenders. Granted, I've won a few times; it's not a strict fix. But... just my two cents. Seems to me like a whole heckuva lot of anecdotes to just be coincidence.

The more I play this, the more I realize how perfectly this game is calibrated. I love it. But the last A is too hard to get! It's the only exception! It's driving me freakin' bonkers. LOL

Once you get to about level 35, you'd have to be incompetent to not reach the endgame. I beat the game in 3 tries. Lots of fun until that point, tho! A tad more variety, and a little more challenge toward the end. 3/5.

There ain't enough cow bell in the world... 1/5. Sorry, I just think it's lame. Art is weak, action is monotonous.