TheLightDemon's Comments

Those who keep saying you go all "toss the turtle" HOW ABOUT you go all HEDGEHOG LAUNCH???

SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!! In the end... we have: A little girl who doesn't get her Mommy for Christmas, a loveless French guy, a scared Egyptian who is telling everyone the end is near, an African kid who confusedly thought he held a dead bird (probably traumatizing him in a way), and a broke Japanese guy. But, we did get a happy Santa.

Don't worry about throwing the plane backwards. Just because EVERYONE is saying it doesn't mean that it is right. C'mon. Just because it happened to everyone else doesn't mean it will happen to you because you are special. You are the ONLY one this won't happen to. Just give it a try. See what happens.

Tip: The monster truck seems to have better handling than the others (does not mean good handling)

Instead of complaining about throwing it backwards... How about you don't throw it backwards? Why are you moving it backwards in the first place? Planes don't fly backwards. Only pineapples do.

This is how Megaman X4 started :3 (Megaman X4 players will get this. It was not lava dragoon! He was framed!)

Shaddup about the reverse Swastika. The Swastika USED to be a symbol of peace and harmony.

For all those wondering, the one on the iPod came before this did. This is just someone else kind of remaking it, so shaddup.

"The world is my oyster. Oysters are delicious"

Pro tip: You get more money if you use up all your cycles by using doors and lights (without overload) until you run out of cycles.

For some reason, when the badges were put in the game, my computer felt laggier.

This game is so bloody violent

No badge? Why? It has the api and a well high enough rating. Having trouble with the scripts?

Rate this game down if you don't want badges! Rate it up if you do! Don't rate if you don't give a crap! Rate this comment down because it is pointless.

This game is so bloody violent.

Major "Super Mario Galaxy" moment here.

-nerd goes flying. Comes close to ground. Powersmash it straight into a cannon- @_@

I managed to get killed by a beer bottle.

This game is so bloody violent.

Needs more applesauce.