TheLightDemon's Comments

Woo! 0%!

What did I just play?

Holy crap I got the perfect shot thing on the first shot of the game O_O

Pedobear is attacking!!!

Don't be hating :(

Note: Chat functions means much more lag. People with slower computers (like my piece of crap) will not be happy.

Pro tip for survival: Just use the stupid minigun. I know it costs 9000, but it is definitely worth it.

F u parrot and yella >.< I got 100 after 5 tries.

Lancer, serioiusly? You are the last person I would see making that joke... I'd expect Suber to make it though.

Being an assassin is about patience. Wait in the same spot for long enough and the green person will just come to you.

Guard: There he is! (Shoots and hits me a couple times) Me: Ahhh!!! (Turns invisible) Guard: Where did he go???? (turns around and runs in the other direction) Never underestimate the power of INVISIBILITY!!!! It makes dumbasses dumber.

*Spoiler* *Spoiler* *Spoiler* There is another easter egg. After the giant crab eats Joe go to the options and then into the game settings. One button will say "Return to menu" Press it and you will become Joe inside the crab. Simply punch it from the inside to make the boss battle go by 10 times as fast.

Found man of dreams! Then found out he is a murderer, smoker, and criminal. FML

Why is it that everyone ignores the title? The title takes a part in helping you find the symbolism.

What did I just play?

Wait... where are my cheesy snacks? ... NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why is it that the game does not stop being in "You are being attacked" mode? When my troops are sent out theya ll go to the left and never seem to make it to the enemy...

Well... everyone rate down the top comments! And rate down these comments because they are all talking about the same damned thing.

When the timer appears, JUST GO!!! You already have all of the upgrades. JUST GO!!! You are not safe. Timers are never good.

Be careful! Once you get to West Ridge the helicopters start shooting missiles.