Man, it's so cool to see the difference between the first BTD and this one. I remember playing the first one at school and feeling "This is so fun," then number two comes out. Then three. Then 4. Then five and this. It feels so cool that now there's so much more stuff than before.
Does nobody realise they basically took five times the distance than travelling across? I mean, it would launch the whole country into financial debt in the first place, sacrifice hundreds of lives, waste countless piles of natural resources. Sure, there are mountains, but if you can build a mech, just plow through it. Also, instead of only having one hero, why not all the ones you unlock? They basically aid you if you want right? Plus, the barracks can clearly hold more than three in any stage. And is there no guilt in wiping out a civilisation?
Perhaps Humans evolved from ducks. Perhaps. Perhaps we evolved on a different path, and only we suffer injuries like stubbing our toes. And concussions. And third degree burns. And drowning. Did we skip the hidden gills? The adamantium skeleton? If we could fly too...
Geez, I never knew the Penguins were capable of such anger, such hatred , such downright evil. How miniscule must our brains be. Humans must be inferior. The penguins were capable of framing the Dutch sailors of extinction. They have an arsenal ( well one cannon ) of weapons capable of reaching another planet or object in space. They have destroyed the Dodo population. The inferiority of our weapons is significant. Even with their advanced technology, they have not realized one thing and have puzzled the greatest minds in the world. How can a missile freaking go a massive distance through space leave Earths known orbit, go right up to the planet's surface, then fall back to earth. And has anyone noticed the ones falling back don't destroy the earth? I mean, is it like a failsafe thing. And how does a cannon launch a missile larger than itself? And how did I miss the day where we learned about the other planets in the solar system? Rocket Science is nothing compared to Penguin Science.