TheMehler

Stuff about me: I can bounce 2197 times on a pogo stick. I will never beat that because on that run, the bottom broke. My philosophy: Fridayas suck... its just going to be Monday again. Tuesdays are what its all about. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Chuck Norris facts: Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. In an average room, there are 1242 things Chuck Norris could use to kill you, not counting the room itself. Chuck Norris doesn’t read books, he stares them down until they give him the information he needs. Newton’s 3rd law of relativity is incorrect: there is no force equal to Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kicks. Chuck Norris doesn’t stub his toes, he accidentally destroys sidewalks, brick walls, and trees. Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin he built with his own two hands. Every night, the boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris (thanks, dirtydiamond_13). For everyone who says I hacked, I was just using a computer with save data. I already talked to Greg about it. Please don't be stupid like Aldrin, SergejH, svamenzi, and hahool340. Your mothers would be proud.