TheOfficeTroll's Comments

Failing to launch on Chrome here.

There's a lot of flashing with turning and movement, which could set off epilepsy. For the gameplay itself, I found this enjoyable. Unfortunately, the flashing started a migraine within about 10 minutes.

I love this and the consistent updates have been great. I would like to see the requirements to travel tweaked. I always seem to get stuck on the Nest requirements because their resource needs scale so much more steeply than other resources. I'm on day 5 of a level 100 world and had all other resources except nests on the first day, but am just now passing 10% of the needed Nests.

Ugh. How many meaninglessly simple levels are there explaining extremely basic concepts?

I wish I could like this game. There are some things I really like about it, the puzzles are nicely designed, the overall feel is good. Unfortunately, the interface makes much of it unplayable. It took a couple of minutes and looking at the comments to realize that the game was actually working how it was supposed to and not locked up, as there was no visual cue to finding the first puzzle. The puzzle interfaces are inconsistent (good example is the wheel turning puzzle, which I still don't know what determines if a piece moves clockwise or widdershins). Clean up the interface and add some more visual cues and I'd give this a solid 4.

Cute game. Puzzles had some logical leaps that seemed a bit of a stretch, but not too bad. Some quality of life improvements needed, such as better indications of directions to leave the screen.

Cute game. Like the upgrade menu, a nice way to represent it. Once I unlocked the last Speed upgrade from the boss, I had to stop playing as the movement was making me nauseated. I'm epileptic, so this is a not-uncommon problem with Unity games, but there are ways to work around it :-)

I love this. Wish there were a message about polyamorous love as well, but this was very nice :-)

Took 10 minutes to load and then the tutorial doesn't even work. What a joke.

Ha! I just had it crash because they're out of allocated memory. That's amazing!

The poor grammar burns almost as hotly as the terrible gameplay!

Are you supposed to not get any new Prestige after you take a refund? I have -19908 as my Prestige for reset...

Desperately needs an editor for the writing.

Gods this is a terrible game.

Great game, if short. I'll have to look into getting it for my iOS devices :-)

The controls are awful in this. I would like to play, but I can't make it do anything without entirely too high a level of frustration.

I'm not sure whether the gameplay or the writing is worse. I'm sure the designers tried, but this isn't a good game and shouldn't have gotten badges.

The lack of friendly fire is disappointing. It would add a nice strategy element to be able to position yourself with another ship (perhaps disabled) between you and a third attacking ship.

Ridiculous game. I love it :-D

You got highlighted on the NPR Wait, Wait blog. You've officially made it! ;-)