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Once Upon A Life

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Aug. 23, 2014

Rating: 2

Ugh, the feels...they're in my heart places...

Puzzle Legends

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Apr. 23, 2014

Rating: 9

*internal monologue* This reminds me of Lolo so much... *reads first line of instructions* That explains it.

Relive Your Life

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Apr. 18, 2014

Rating: 3

I missed Kramer's hand and got stalked by Herbert the Pervert. Forever. Mmmmmmmmmmm.

Sprout

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Feb. 20, 2014

Rating: 0

@Fuzy74: Suce pour être vous, grenouille. Maintenant pars, ou je raillerie vous une deuxième fois!

Sprout

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Feb. 20, 2014

Rating: 2

Hmm. I need to get over that hill and past the first sheep. How am I going to do that? ...I've got it! Turn into a dandelion and evolve that sheep into a Bulbasaur! ... It's super effective!

Escape #7 The Office

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Jan. 31, 2014

Rating: -1

*finishes the game 5 minutes later* ......my life no longer has meaning.

Escape #7 The Office

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Jan. 31, 2014

Rating: -1

Oh, there's a new escape game by AfroNinja? #winning

Shopping Cart Hero

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Dec. 02, 2013

Rating: 0

588.9 .......really? REALLY?!

Pause Ahead

Play Pause Ahead

Nov. 22, 2013

Rating: 9

I can't be the only one that thinks the main character looks like a chibi Goku wearing Finn's hat and uses Instant Transmission to beat the game. I just can't.

Strand

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Nov. 12, 2013

Rating: 0

Beat it in about 10-15 minutes. That's not necessarily a bad thing, however. Short, sweet, elegant presentation, non-obtrusive background music, and (most importantly) solid mechanics that allow you to make mistakes and fix them immediately with no wait time, including near instantaneous level restarts. 5 out of 5 would bang.

Feudalism III

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Nov. 11, 2013

Rating: 2

I find it hilariously ironic that the Intelligence attribute is misspelled as "Intellegence".

Road of the Dead 2

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Oct. 31, 2013

Rating: 0

This game has a very Metalocalypse-y feel to it. This is a good thing.

Innkeeper

Play Innkeeper

Oct. 24, 2013

Rating: 1

Damn hipsters. Try as I might I haven't gotten a single one to stay at my hotel. Either it's too mainstream or they're ninjas and I just don't know they're there.

Tip of the Tongue

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Oct. 24, 2013

Rating: 1

Could be interesting but the constant input lag and slow overall response time ruin the experience for me personally. Might try it again at a later date to see if there's a difference.

The Enchanted Cave

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Sep. 26, 2013

Rating: 1

I was thinking to myself, "Man, this feels a lot like the cave in Lufia II." Then I read the description. The game is fantastic, but 5 stars for the dev's Lufia reference alone.

Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher

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Sep. 11, 2013

Rating: 3

This game is hilarious, the production values are fantastic, and mechanics are spot on. 10/10 would bang.

I Am Level v1.0

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Sep. 09, 2013

Rating: 6

So I finally lost all of my starting lives...and then at the Game Over screen I was stomped to death by Wilt from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends.

Brawlin' Sailor

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Sep. 06, 2013

Rating: -3

I might possibly have enjoyed this game if not for the inexplicably massive lag it caused, starting with between .5 - 2 seconds between button presses and execution, and eventually ending with almost halting my computer altogether. Even closing the tab took almost 2 solid minutes before the tab closed and the game audio stopped and another 2 minutes before the system resources normalized. 1/5 until this issue is resolved.

Pandemic 2

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Aug. 13, 2013

Rating: 1

It figures. I finally infect Madagascar out of pure spite with the Eff Madagascar parasite...and South America and Australia proceed to close up tighter than a pair of yoga pants on Honey Boo Boo's mom... sorry for that image in your head, by the way.

No Time To Explain

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Aug. 09, 2013

Rating: 0

If you fall anywhere between "I love this game" and "This game might be better if they fixed some stuff" then you owe it to yourself to go check out the successor to this original flash version on Steam, also called No Time To Explain... trust me. You will not be disappoint.

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