Games Achievements My Kong Sign In

TheSpartan's Comments

Comment

TF2 Crate Sim

Play TF2 Crate Sim

May. 19, 2012

Rating: 1

Got a smoking Brain Bucket and a circling heart Killer's Kabuto in the first $200, the second being found only 6 keys after the first, but it took another $800 to get the next one, a blizzardy storm Bubble Pipe. I hope it's worth the $1,000 in virtual money I put down.

Weapon

Play Weapon

Jun. 18, 2011

Rating: -9

I like how in flash games now a days at least 75% of the weapons need to be ripped straight from COWADOOTY

The I of It

Play The I of It

Jun. 18, 2011

Rating: 2

OW! Said the I, and died.

Don't Shit Your Pants

Play Don't Shit Your Pants

May. 27, 2011

Rating: 3

It's even better if you say "simon says"

Rebuild

Play Rebuild

Feb. 19, 2011

Rating: 4

I loved the random events that really served to add flavor to the game, but by the time I'd cleared half the city, most of my team had 1 to -3 eyes. I would have really also enjoyed deeper interaction between the different characters, as I really grew attached to several of them. Also Athens is the greatest city name ever and Pericles is almost as badass as Chuck Norris.

Don't Shit Your Pants

Play Don't Shit Your Pants

Sep. 27, 2010

Rating: 1

>shit You don't know how to shit "well shit"

Dead Frontier: Outbreak

Play Dead Frontier: Outbreak

Mar. 19, 2010

Rating: 0

A & A, I feel incompetent after seeing all the A+s here on kong.

Wake Up the Box

Play Wake Up the Box

Dec. 11, 2009

Rating: 0

He looks too goddamn happy

Level Up!

Play Level Up!

Dec. 11, 2009

Rating: -4

no way to defend yourself in dreams 0/5

Defend The Caravan

Play Defend The Caravan

Sep. 07, 2009

Rating: 27

I like the concept, but it's boring just clicking over and over again. If you do a sequel I suggest instead of an omnipotent floating weapon you take control of an actual guard with a health bar of his own. Also, the ability to hire AI guards and equip them with diff wep. would be a lot of fun. Finally, I think the wep. should have strengths and weaknesses, in a sort of rock-paper-scissors fashion, so that one wep. is strong against 1 enemy, but weak against others.

Undead Hunter

Play Undead Hunter

Aug. 16, 2009

Rating: 0

The text must have been written by a 6yr. old

Multitask

Play Multitask

Aug. 16, 2009

Rating: 0

Damn I only got 91 first try

Tactical Assassin 2

Play Tactical Assassin 2

Jun. 08, 2009

Rating: 0

*/***** a bug on the last level keeps the tree from working when shot

The Foyle

Play The Foyle

Jun. 08, 2009

Rating: 0

I must say this is a pathetic game. The action is a boring and bland ripoff of The Last Stand, The graphics are stiff and rudimentary, the story is cookie-cutter and generic, and worst of all said story and text was written by either: A. A 6 year old or B. An 11 year old immigrant from Lichtenstein. Save your time and skip this trite offense to gaming.

Zombie Creator

Play Zombie Creator

May. 25, 2009

Rating: 0

Apparently a naked Jennifer Aniston bit off his man-boob and Lichtenstein bombed Pittsburgh... Who knew!?

Pandemic

Play Pandemic

May. 24, 2009

Rating: 0

Thanks to Mephistos's strategy I got 5793 points, infected the world in 101 days (ironic huh) and even made second high score of the day!

Impossible Quest

Play Impossible Quest

May. 22, 2009

Rating: 0

Your buttons fail so you fail by association

Developers Players Support YouTube TikTok X (Twitter) LinkedIn
Join the conversation Join Discord
Terms of Service Privacy Policy Code of Conduct
© 2025 Kongregate