Me:
let's talk about porn
God:
Sure, porn sounds like a good topic.
Me:
i like doggy style
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I like pets. I really like the party.
Me:
so how many children have you raped
God:
I don't judge people. How many children do you want?
Me:
uhm as many as possible
God:
Give me a break. I like to meet eager people.
Me:
children that is?
God:
Kids are cool.
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