Clutching his most prized possession, the United States Of America his wife gave him as a two week anniversary present, he slowly passed into Zombification. He was still stalking prey 3 years later... and did so until the army of Germany decided to take matters into their own hands, and dropped several nuclear bombs onto the city of Computer, where the outbreak had first occured. This is the story of "when do I get my check"?.
When the outbreak occured, "when do I get my check"? was outside of one of the city of Computer's rescue stations. Just when he thought he might break through the crowds and get inside, a Sour Patch Kid came up behind him. It couldn't stop. It crashed through the crowds and killed at least 1 people. "when do I get my check"? was almost as unlucky, as he was pinned under the Sour Patch Kid. Then, as if in a dream, Insane lady wielding a lightsaber came out of nowhere... but she wasn't herself, it was quite obvious that she had been turned into a Zombie. Blood ran down her "Fool where's my money?", drenching it. Before "when do I get my check"? could react, not that he could do much, being pinned under the Sour Patch Kid, Insane lady wielding a lightsaber sunk her teeth into his Chair. He had put up a Insane lady wielding a lightsaber poster in his room when he was 14, and thought that at least it was her biting him... 'Better her than a fat old man' he thought.
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