Well let’s see…I’m half cyborg (on my mom’s side).
I like to draw, mainly pictures of me drawing pictures of me.
I have no bellybutton because I believe I’m the son of either the devil or aliens.
I listen to all sorts of music, but nothing jazz, country, rock, techno, metal, pop, hip-hip, rap, punk, ska, folk or swing. Mainly polka and pipe organ.
I have a collection of trash, mainly because I’m a lazy garbage man and don’t like driving all the way to the dump.
My middle name is Middle.
I’m left handed because my left hand is on my right arm but to the casual observer it appears to the right hand.
I enjoy stretching the truth, though sometimes I get bored with that and stretch some lies.
…..and I’m done.
The End
Love,
Joey
 "Theflamingotter")