"Someone in the bar told me about the treasures of the Red Dragon, if you give me that apron I'll go and kill it." "Um.... ok....." *later* "I SUCCESSFULLY KILLED THE RED DRAGON" "What?!?!" "Here's your loot!"
When trying to get golds, always look for a way to make the structure lean- preferably so that a large portion of it will fall into another structure.
If civilians are on the bottom floor, you should take out a support on the second floor.
I had to stop and just stare when I read "There was a bit of controversy over it, because Muyi Moore wanted to give zombies rights as well as people."
For people trying to get the hard badge, one bit of advice would be to play easy mode, then train people to be good at everything (maxed stats), give them the best weps you can (AFTER the stats) and then ship them off via helicopter. Just gives you a starting boost, 5 marines.
Chickens will help you out SO MUCH in this game, trust me. You should get to 100-120 soon, (120 if you haven't already gotten the badge) but then it's mostly a waste of money.
Personally, I don't think chickens should EVER be worth 1k of gold, but it's still hilarious to buy.
Also, mods are your best friend. Not in the chat room, but in this game...
Just as a hint to some new players, you usually don't even have to jump on those first and second holes, your character walk right through them. This is to help all those people I see dying on the first hole. ;)
All of the other civilians have an irrational hate of my lawn. And they are willing to do a suicide rush on the yard to try to face down a gigantic Lawn-O-War going at 40 miles an hour mowing down anybody in its path with serrated blades.
WHAT THE HELL DID THAT GUY PUT IN HIS LAWN?!
I also love how whenever you run over a gigantic green glob in UFO-like armor, you hear a 9 year old girl screaming "OMG!!!!!!!!!!"
The sink next to me is filled with blood- probably a kid with ketchup right? I bet that gigantic green monster was a Sesame Street doll the kids are using. The lights are waving side to side? Probably the wind, right? The doll is screaming at me. Probably just a talking toy, theres plenty of them. The chair grew teeth and tried to eat me, probably a prank someone pulled on me. The tree turns into a gigantic monster, cool special effects! The table landed on my head, probably someone throwing furniture around again. No problem. HOLY ****, MY REFLECTION IN THE MIRROR LOOKS AWFUL! O-M-G!!! I LOOK SO PALE AND ROUND!!!!!!!!! *jumps out window*
They're definietly bipolar. Seriously, half the time their running away screaming at the top of their lungs, jumping out windows, and acting like armageddon is here, then in 10 seconds are back to chatting, like usual.
I think if people were jumping out of windows, I'd stop chatting and see what the deal was.
The save system needs working on. Every time I save, the guns are out of place, usually inside a ragdoll and/or wall, resulting in instant destruction of everything on the screen.
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