IIAOPSW, It's a game.
Games are here. Games don't have to be realistic. Oh, and If you're going to be all realistic and what not, you have to mention that hedgehogs don't fly. So, due to you failing with epicness, I say, good day sah.
Here's a tip, rating the game low due to lack of badges, WILL PREVENT THE GAME FROM GETTING BADGES. Just saying, for all the people saying, 'Hurr durr, 1/5 neds bdages plx'
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