Tifer's Comments

"Shall I see you at tonight's Mindsculpting session, High Vizier Arathus?" "Indeed, I believe I have a proposal that could boost our Fusion Reactors' efficiency by 100%!" "Fabulous! See you then." *jumps on horse and rides away*

Why does the game just stall on hellstone? Surely making new names and ores isn't that difficult. I don't know why I still play this game when it's clearly over.

IF I HAD KNOWN THAT HARD HATS COULD DEFLECT M16 ROUNDS I WOULDN'T HAVE WASTED SO MUCH OF MY DAMNED LIFE

Oh look, an "energy" system! I'm sure this will be a constructive element of the game that will be cherished by the players.

At the end of the game I had 20 soldiers with the nickname "Cyclops" including Sergeant "Cyclops", "Cyclops" Destiny, Jack "Cyclops", "Cyclops" Anderson. I sent my elite Cyclopean armada to shut down the portal.

I wish you could've done more after naming your hammer. Would've loved to see the story start revolving around you and your zombie-killing skills

After playing the second part I can say I'm sorry. It's not JUST a sidescroller where you toil until it tells you it's over. You toil until the end, then trudge back to the beginning where it THEN tells you it's over. 2/5

Generic piano music and repetitive gameplay combine to form the pinnacle of mundanity. You could get more enjoyment out of taking a really deep breath.

I've been playing this game ever day just to beat up that irritating blue guy. Good job.

Invaders! Possibly from space!

Would you kindly?

agaopwns, what kinda asshole leaps at the opportunity to defend the honor of a game which, in my defense, I didn't mean to insult. I made it past the fight using phoenix down, feels like I should've been able to win with regular combat, and the AP and skill system is still a mystery to me, but I figured out that in order for Verhm to use his smite evil ability he needs a sword equipped. I was genuinely confused about the game, genuinely asking for help. With no instructions, it's to be expected that some people don't get some parts of the game. Since you seem to love the game, I assume you can explain it to me. So, could you please give me an explanation? I really, really love the dialogue and plot of this game, if I can figure out the gameplay I can write a real review. If I can't figure it out, then, stupid or not, I'm gonna write a bad review. I really hope there is more that I don't understand, 'cause if not the game is lacking.

I really have trouble with this game, I have no idea why it is that I can't kill the undead warrior boss. He just one shots everyone, I don't understand if there are upgrades or not, if so, how do they work? I've spent all day fighting teeming hordes of invincible monsters, braving comically impossible dungeons where my only choice is to flee from every fight until I reach the end. Vehrn's holy smite ability (or whatever-it's-called) hasn't worked since the first dungeon I did with him. I can always appreciate a well-made rpg but this one seems to be more about figuring out where to go and groaning every time I get interrupted by a group of random creatures. Not gonna rate this game until I can find a reason why it's good/bad. Just need a clear, understandable explanation of how to upgrade characters.

Okay, I've broke the story down into pieces from other games; Dead Space, Event Horizon, Metroid, and I saw a scene in there from the movie "The Mist"

Not just Event Horizon, also seems similar to Dead Space. Mining ship going out of commision, necromorphs...

The ending was epic beyond epic. 4/5

I'll have to disagree with you Marro. This game is perfect-- no storyline to f*ck up and no competition. More unlocks would be welcome, but currently it's my favorite flash game.

Aw God! First GLaDoS now EXADI! 5/5

Just got E. Cartman's ring of light, E. stands for Eric, like from South Park.

"obtained item, Bush's Flail of Death"