Timagin's Comments

Stu, when it says "New island unlocked" it is referring to the island base you just got and can now upgrade, not a new island you can attack

If there are no fish in the water at all when you start playing, just save, quit, then continue game. It worked for me after wasting about 10 minutes not realizing you had to see fish to attempt to catch them and making new games to try again.

The badge won't count my assists :( I have 16, but it's still reading as 8.

I'm not sure which is worse, the irritating flashing lights or the unbearably loud, terrible music that you can't turn off...

x2 unit speed and number of units + fuel trucks = pure insanity!

Even though the bots are near impossible to control, I think my favorite part of the game is when the bots go in the complete opposite direction from the one they were ordered to.

Why is it once one customer gets mad at waiting times, my cashier decides it's time to stop selling CD's for the day?

Me: Do you want to have sex? God: I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995. Me: BJ? God: Where are you located?

Me: Who is your favorite Greek god? God: I don't have a favorite Greek god. My favorite band is Creed. Me: Who cares about your favorite band? God: Nobody cares about it. Me: Then why did you tell me? God: My programming made me do it.

Small bug: Occasionally, and usually on boss levels, if my crypt fears the enemy too soon and they walk back to the entrance/exit, the level is over and I lose a gem.

Found a glitch, in like the 3rd or 4th level, I was just walking into things, and as I walked up to a barrel, it put me through the barrel into the next room... Without the orbs. So now I am stuck in the third and second to last room, but I don't have the yellow orb from the beginning so I can't win.

What's the point of having a mute button if half the time there are still stupid sounds?

I don't know if it's just me, but it's irritating to turn off the music every time I go to the map, and turn down the ambient sound and sound effects every time I go to a new level.

I give this a 2/5 and I think that's pretty generous. The hitboxes are just awful, half the time I die, I could fit another star between me and the one that supposedly stopped me. And loud irritating music, without a mute button, automatically makes a bad game.

This game was unbelievably easy. I got a flame thrower by day 6 or so, had it fully upgraded by about 10 and I was bored for the next 30 days, I never even used the health pack... For the last 12 days, I didn't even need to get experience because I already had every perk and weapon.

Sounds are quite irritating. Mute doesn't at all mute the game, but rather turn off the music...