In court ''So your majesty, you say that the king was domesticly violent to you?'' ''Yes, he would punch me and kick me, force me to balance ten tons of brick on my head...But the worst time was...when he fell on me..''
''May contain innapropriate material for children'' Yep, for all those parents who believe that a blob that likes to paint can infect your childs fragile little mind...
My first boyfriend was a true gentleman... he was also a murderer... My second however brought me kots of diamonds :D turns out he stole 'em... My third boyfriend was romantic, had a good career.. Til some ginger slut stole him :|
i think u should be able to buy upgrades for the whale that enchance his performance e.g: Tougher Skin (more defence), bigger mouth (eat more at once) etc...