Wait, am I reading this wrong? For the past 10 level ups, the horseman has gained +0 in every stat every time. No wonder everyone's complaining about how weak the horseman is.
I only put one stick of dynamite on the building when I could've put five because I didn't want the drunken hobo laying on the side of the road to get hurt.
Tip on getting very far distance: Stay low to the ground. As windmills show up often, you can use very little fuel and the windmills will do all the work.
I guess the only difference in the main character being in a rage and just plunking a wooden board on top of something that looks like a weedle is an orange face.
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