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Papa Louie 2: When Burgers Attack!

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Jan. 12, 2019

Rating: 3

The workers are so bored they've begun hallucinating.

A small talk at the back of beyond

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Jun. 16, 2018

Rating: 1

"Who created you?" "I have been created by the US government." That explains everything!

A small talk at the back of beyond

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Jun. 16, 2018

Rating: 1

"Are you going to kill me?" "Really...?"

A small talk at the back of beyond

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Jun. 16, 2018

Rating: 0

Ags. Artificial gravity.

A small talk at the back of beyond

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Jun. 16, 2018

Rating: 3

"Will you go to prom with me?" "This is impossible. My program can not be moved from the ship. I can not be downloaded or copied..." ^.^

A small talk at the back of beyond

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Jun. 16, 2018

Rating: 3

"Is it getting hot in here?" "Sorry for that. I do no think it is going to get any cooler" Ha!

A small talk at the back of beyond

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Jun. 16, 2018

Rating: 1

Wait. The problem is that we're in the sun's gravitational field. If only there was some sort of system of artificial gravity that could be used to manipulate the situation. Oh well.

What's inside the box?

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Jun. 02, 2018

Rating: -5

One Two Three Four Five Six Seven Eight Nine Ten Eleven...

Code Red

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May. 22, 2018

Rating: 7

Horror is different when you're the horror...

BoomsticK

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May. 03, 2018

Rating: 5

I like to imagine the character is a redneck farmer sick of drones flying overhead.

Guy of My Dreams

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Apr. 23, 2018

Rating: 7

Huh. Her dream guy looks like a murderer. Hey! There's one! First Trait: Murderer -- I KNEW IT!

Guy of My Dreams

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Apr. 23, 2018

Rating: 12

What sixteen year old girl doesn't dream of a guy with male pattern baldness...

Guy of My Dreams

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Apr. 23, 2018

Rating: 6

This game teaches an important life lesson: all you need is chocolate.

We Become What We Behold

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Sep. 05, 2017

Rating: 3

I like to think they did get a room away from the madness.

Dino Run

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Aug. 31, 2017

Rating: 1

Clever girl.

Earn to Die 2012: Part 2

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Aug. 04, 2017

Rating: 3

Best way to drive in a zombie apocalypse? Constant. Wheelies.

Don't Look Back

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Jul. 11, 2017

Rating: 3

Excellent life lesson: when in doubt, shoot it in the butt.

Don't Look Back

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Jul. 11, 2017

Rating: 0

At first I tried to a pacifist run -- thought the headline would be "depressed man goes on shooting spree".

Frantic Frigates

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Jun. 11, 2017

Rating: 20

"I mean, when I was a kid... And there were no multiple levels or screens. It was just ONE screen, forever, and you could never win. The game just kept getting harder and faster and until you died. Just like LIFE! Those video games built character, Sonny Jim!" -- Ernest Cline

Vector Runner

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Apr. 01, 2017

Rating: 4

Now you know why bullet hells use the mouse instead of arrow keys.

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