This huge "grey goo" will soon devour our universe. How do you feel about this? It was only supposed to clean toilets automatically!!! Automatically? I'll take 2!
A mysterious nude man has been seen riding through town on a nuke propelled golden toilet. He has killed 54 cats and 93 dogs in total through his rampages. Any information on this man should be sent to the police.
My son, I have left a chest for you in a place that you can reach only by falling down a cliff.
*Falls*
SUP I AM MALOR I WILL GET YOU TO YOUR CHEST
*Makes it to chest*
P.S Malor is evil.
*Facepalm*