TrinKtHeWiZaRd

“u w0t m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum the corner shop. im trained in street fitin’ & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothing to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fake bling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 chris. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sitting yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im calling me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. a roomble thatll make ur nan sore just hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all oer that place & ill beat ya to a fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o’ newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a’ kept ya gabber from running. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima shite fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina propper mess, ya nib head.” – Trink 2K14