Bugs creep me out a lot. So naturally this game also creeps me out. Yet I just sat here for one and a half hours playing it. Screw you, AtomicPineapple.
I for one greatly approve of this game - it's use of androgynous individuals in its marketing strategies is a true testament to the message it holds; That we should judge things not by aesthetics, but by content. Frankly, I feel privileged to have been blessed with the discovery of this game, and am thankful for that which it has taught me. The creator of this game is truly a man, or woman, worth praise for the inspiring statement this game makes. Five stars to you, xkiller+gamerx - You truly earned it.
So I start the game as a ninja, take my first quest, leave the city and am immediately attacked by about 9 guys. Given I have NO armor, two crappy katanas and some soldiers were surely recruited into the army about two hours ago, I naturally get owned and have to restart. This goes on for about ten or eleven different characters, and then I give up and play as an Axe-Wielding psychopath, which worked out pretty well. Oh well, at least he's not a pirate.
So soon as I bought my first employee, I left the store to watch him just to see what I totally bought, and upon returning, I froze at the door and could do nothing, except totally restock my only stand, the milk, which I blew all my money on. This makes me sad, and is not very nice. Please explain/fix.
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