Turtleboy911

I like turtles… fuck rabbits, I mean you can’t ride a rabbit you would fall off but you could ride a turtle. You’d want to be on the turtles side, they have Godzilla, the Loch Ness Monster, and KoopaTroopas on their team. Turtles are slow but heavy opponents armed with beaks, a rocky shell, and claws. Rabbits are the opposite, they are fast but light and easy to kill. They are armed with ultra ears and carrot swords. I mean, what the fuck are they gonna do with carrots? Tie their prey to a high chair and make them eat carrots? The two things turtles hate the most are rabbits and angry birds. I mean like the angry birds get so upset when pigs steal their eggs, that’s how we feel when the fucking seagulls steal our fucking eggs, like WTF? Then there are the rabbits. Just calling a rabbit a rabbit is an insult. They think they are the fastest animals of them all. What about wolfs, alligators/crocodiles, pumas, cats in general, and how about the fastest in the world, the peregrine falcon, diving at speeds of 240 miles per hour. If rabbits are so fast how come they are always eaten? Turtles are the best.