Me: Thank god! 100 kills! Now I can call in a chopper to save me!
Chopper dude: I'm here *mows down zombies*
Me: Sweet! Don't leave me here! Pick me up!
Chopper dude: What did he say?
Chopper dude 2: I think he said to leave him here.
Chopper dude: Huh? His funeral. *flies away*
Me: ... :'(