Uberfighter's Comments

Jun. 14, 2013

Rating: -4

Good ide altogether, but if I wanted repetitive enemies with increased grandness by level, i'd play Castlevania.

Sep. 20, 2012

Rating: 0

Is this not supposed to remember my progress after Aqua Fortis? (Level V)

Oct. 23, 2011

Rating: -3

YOU OFFEND MY GERMAN FOREFATHERS! jk. I thought the Nazi reference was great.

Jun. 07, 2011

Rating: -5

omg i dont know if this is just me but i'm frickin' confused as hell. "Oh cool i'll craft this item which has no reason." "Sweet i got an artifact getting my house" "oh cool i lose cuz my light attack cant hit more than 2 and all other stuff misses." My head is going to explode.

Apr. 25, 2011

Rating: 0

need like 5 second lag after the level ends to pick up gifts but otherwise crazy great 5/5

Apr. 18, 2011

Rating: 1

the only thing that would make it better is if the names let you assume things. hmmm... nurse or thief; the murderer is a master of disguise and a master of arms.. Thief? no, its the nurse you idiot! Ohhhh...

Apr. 09, 2011

Rating: 40

allies are effing retarded they dont aim and they will stand in the way of an axe-wielding zombie. Plus they cant wield a chainsaw

Mar. 31, 2011

Rating: 1

Shoe level was intense, but my aim was shaky afterwards thinking of what kind of nice bits are now in my shoe...

Mar. 28, 2011

Rating: -1

Screw war-mart where's wal-mart? i need some cheeseless cheetos to mop up this cheezey game.

Mar. 28, 2011

Rating: 0

So easy a caveman could do it...

Mar. 28, 2011

Rating: 2

Ooo hawks with bombs thats cool. Hey look, one hawk just took 5 arrows and nuked my entire playing field. Effing zoom made me miss the little sh**

Mar. 27, 2011

Rating: 2

Major letdown that the BFB didn't explode into 4 MOABs

Mar. 26, 2011

Rating: 5

Is it even possible to dent lace?

Mar. 25, 2011

Rating: -1

I like hippie smashers, but do i even want to know what a cheesebug is?

Mar. 24, 2011

Rating: 0

You would think that being bashed into a planet faster than my computer could show would deal bonus damage.

Mar. 22, 2011

Rating: 9

Meteor needs an accuracy upgrade. Its really tiring to aim directly at a building and watch as the meteors snipe all the peasants around it leaving the building without a scratch. Its okay when it decides to hit a hero instead though

Mar. 05, 2011

Rating: 2

OMG 70% OFF who runs the supermarket?

Mar. 05, 2011

Rating: -3

Demonologists cannot defeat ranger girl. Once i saw the effect "Slay" i decided the game sucks. One ranger, 5 orcs. The ranger won.

Mar. 02, 2011

Rating: 3

Not sure to be horrified or galvanized. All in all, i guess I should probably call the cops on thebaboon. That must be a ton of crack.

Feb. 26, 2011

Rating: 2

My soldier Barbra "cyclops" got owned but survived. 9 wild dog bites, 13 eyes lost, and a few other interesting things like some home-made mines blew up in his face. I'd hate to be that guy.