@rrdx & @Hagefade
The "obnoxious flashing subliminal messages" are on the level with a portrayal of a character from the show Futurama named the "Hypnotoad" as the character in this game. In the episode showing Hypnotoad, Hypnotoad hypnotizes the judges into giving him top scores and the audience into chanting, "Hail Hypnotoad". It was a joke. Get over it.
upon completion of this game, I realized that my question was not, "Why am I subject to this torture?" nor was it, "How on earth did i get 35,879 deaths?" No, it was, "What day is it?"
its pretty easy
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