Ult_Spash's Comments

DC, wait untill you have 4,000G, it's more worth it.

I realy like (satire) this game!

Hey! This game's hit detection is almost in par with SMB1's!

Kinda like portal: Awesome, a cult following is expected.

crap servers 1/5

I got it. If it doesn't work, get hit the first time (you know, when you don't look behind you and get stabbed?) also, run agents the 'thing that wants to eat you' that the sprites kill and turn completely red.

Too quick of a learning curve, followed by a difficult opponent makes this a 1/5

I know it's April fools, but that was truly epic.

Sweet! I've always wanted to play MS paint!

The concept has been reiterated many times, but this attempt has come out relatively well. The only thin that makes me give it a lower rating is the ridiculous achievements and my RAM barely handling the game, otherwise good! 4/5

"this is so stupid no one cares about hyperjumble" QFT

It's so awesome! I mean, pointlessness mixed with immediate (and unresponsive due to Kongregate chat loading lag) controls! Insta 5/5 there!

"The physics is crappy and i just about impossible to maneouver pieces when there are more than 4-5 on the board and you have to balance them on top of one another. The difficulty of this game stems from the fact that its just bout impossible to move anything rather than the fact that the puzzles are hard. Because of this, the game is more annoying and frustrating and there simply isnt the need to come back after you finish. I dont suppose most people will actually finish this game before they decide to give up >.< Just my 2p." QFT

jitters, why would it insult people who thought the originals were good? it's obviously a big joke, but if you got offended i have a bottle for you...

Flaming, that's the point: it's satire. Wonderful! 5/5! I hated those stupid people too!

-1 needs non-vehicular-type repair system -1 unoriginal -1 dumb AI (enemy and own) -1 makes my mouse flash when not playing -1 needs free minimap (poor quality?) Overall 0/5, rounded to 1/5

4/5, low quality option please! (512 MB ram >///<)

"No cheating, asshat" very funny

No one cares if you know about the mythology of this. Seriously, talking about those fat Greeks makes you sound like an ass.

Flash #10 + good enough computer to play sometimes. How is it my fault again?