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Flappy Bird Flash

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Feb. 15, 2014

Rating: 3

If you click on 'Score' before you start playing, you can see the current high scores and wonder just how the heck people manage to score 500+ on this game!

Avant-Garde

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Feb. 14, 2014

Rating: 4

Overall this is is quite an enjoyable game. The graphics and music are awesome, and the general gameplay is both novel and entertaining. But the lack of a save button and a bug in the Salon competition are serious flaws that should be dealt with.

Avant-Garde

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Feb. 14, 2014

Rating: 8

That scoundrel Monet keeps trying to get me drunk.

Robot Dinosaurs That Shoot Beams When They Roar

Play Robot Dinosaurs That Shoot Beams When They Roar

Feb. 11, 2014

Rating: 3

The depth of content and complexity of emotion... overwhelming! 5/5 Also, 10000 bonus points for having T-Rex chew up and swallow the red haired guy from the cut scene while talking to Dyno-Mite. :D

Ragdoll Achievement 2

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Sep. 12, 2013

Rating: 4

When I blow up/chop/slash/set fire to ragdolls irl people call me weird. Do it here and hey - upgrades!

simian.interface

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Sep. 10, 2013

Rating: 12

My brain feels like it just did some push ups! Great game. 5/5

Robot Dinosaurs That Shoot Beams When They Roar

Play Robot Dinosaurs That Shoot Beams When They Roar

Sep. 09, 2013

Rating: 6

Of all the the dinosaurs-that-shoots-beams-when-they-roar games I have played, this is definitely the best. :D 5/5

I Am Level v1.0

Play I Am Level v1.0

Sep. 09, 2013

Rating: 2

Very retro. Very nice. Very shiny. 5/5

Star Trek

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Sep. 09, 2013

Rating: -2

I think this is an okay game. It has Star Trek-type sprites which go boom when you shoot em. Purists who complain about inconsistencies compared to the Star Trek series need to think about the inconsistency of flying a paper airplane around the world ('Flight'), or the senselessness of a ruler who has the power to build mighty towers of destruction, yet doesn't have enough sense to put doors on his treasure vaults ('Cursed Treasure'). Obviously, in computer games there must be consistency -- but that consistency only has to be internal. This game is consistent enough to call itself a Star Trek game since it uses Star Trek components. Aside from all that, this game could use some polishing. 3/5

Chuck the Sheep

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May. 14, 2013

Rating: -2

If I was a sheep that didn't want a haircut, I'd totally be flying out of there in my homemade rocket powered jet.

Giants and Dwarves TD

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May. 14, 2013

Rating: -1

Good game, but found moving the map to be somewhat difficult and frustrating. (Can't move with the mouse -- keyboard only... yet the mouse pointer must be on the map to move the map. Why?)

EGO Texas Hold 'Em

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May. 14, 2013

Rating: 1

over the last 3+ years, a total of five people have commented. All of them have commented that the game doesn't work. Time to remove it, perhaps?

Texas HoldEm Poker Deluxe

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May. 14, 2013

Rating: -2

I thought I might come here to play a little Poker. Sadly, everyone else is playing Slot Machine: "Throw in your money and wish for a jackpot!"

Sieger

Play Sieger

May. 13, 2013

Rating: 0

Diseased corpses as cannon fodder? Where's the kittens and bunnies?

Pursuit of hat

Play Pursuit of hat

May. 12, 2013

Rating: 5

"Dude, your hat is just right over there. It's nothing to go all to pieces ov... nvm."

Starcom

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May. 11, 2013

Rating: 2

I don't like how the informational messages block sight of the playing field. Until you can get rid of the messages you're a sitting duck. :|

Mitoza

Play Mitoza

May. 11, 2013

Rating: 4

I wonder what Mitoza's 'strange' projects look like? BTW -- Great toy. 5/5. :D

Akaneiro

Play Akaneiro

May. 10, 2013

Rating: 3

In the future when people ask me what my favorite horse is, I'm gonna say 'Spicy!' Great game, awesome art, culturally satisfying. 5/5

Developer response from Spicyhorse

Three cheers for the spiciest of horses, hip hip, hooray.... etc etc... :)

Bloons TD 5

Play Bloons TD 5

May. 08, 2013

Rating: 5

The title page displays a 'Pro Agent Week' promotion that expired last February. It probably can be removed now. :P

Mystery IQ Test

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May. 08, 2013

Rating: -2

typing input doesn't allow for correction? It happens in room 22 or 23.... do I have to restart? bah

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