Uphill's Comments

Jesus, what's with all the games with blatantly sexist writing getting featured recently? Is it Misogyny Month or something?

So when does "you have fewer blocks impeding your progress towards a teleporter that puts you with your magically synchronized partner(s)" get added to the hetero privilege checklist?

I wish I could mark a square as a reject target to remind myself that the square is "taken".

a badge for getting achievements that don't tell you what to do to receive them. brilliant. i couldn't design a worse game mechanic if i tried.

That sailboat picture looks more like Sonic the Hedgehog to me.

Those moving platforms have to be the least fun I have ever had in my life. Why did the checkpoint have to be so far away from that particular section?

I can't wait to play a game like this where the main character DOESN'T control like a meth addict.

I don't like the mechanic that sends your guys back if they didn't get a coin. It doesn't add any strategy since you just set one down in a place they have to go every time, and it's a total pain in the ass when you forget.

"A dead survivor had a voice recording that shows Anna was not at Parade Street or 30th Terrace." A dead survivor? He's either a survivor, or he's dead, he can't be both!

Gee, thanks for the "level attempted" medal, I really appreciate being reminded that I suck at the game.

This game's mystery meat navigation is incredibly annoying. Why in the HELL is anyone still using mystery meat navigation in the year 2010?

My only complaint is that this game should have a frame around the field of vision. I keep aiming at something close to the border of the applet and clicking outside of it, which gets annoying real first.

The "intentionally way too easy level" gimmick is funny and all, but doing it for the last level is just lame.

For my sanity's sake, MAKE THE ARROWS POINT THE WAY THEY FREAKING TURN!

I wish I could tell whether I've just picked up the real key or not with sound muted

The secret character is Mel Gibson

I kept getting this error constantly: "ArgumentError: Error #2025: The supplied DisplayObject must be a child of the caller. at: flash.display::DisplayObjectContainer/removeChild() at Bullet/destroy() at Bullet/update()"