If Maldives will sink,then it isn't global warmings fault,actually Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked every island on Maldives and doing that in 1 millisecond.
The fastest time to climb Everest is 16 hours,Chuck Norris can do that easily in a minute (actually he just used 1 second to climb to the top,Chuck used 59 seconds to took the Everest from Nepal and run hundred and thousands miles and back to same place,right before the day before Edmund Hillary and Tengzin Norgay climbed the Everest at 1953.)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain
But Chuck Norris's eye is bigger than anything....
...bigger than Earth .......bigger than the galaxy ............bigger than the universe
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