muncher was almost as unlucky, as he was pinned under the monster truck. Then, as if in a dream, dildogirl came out of nowhere... but she wasn't herself, it was quite obvious that she had been turned into a Zombie. Blood ran down her bra strap, drenching it. Before muncher could react, not that he could do much, being pinned under the monster truck, dildogirl sunk her teeth into his penis. He had put up a dildogirl poster in his room when he was 14, and thought that at least it was her biting him... 'Better her than a fat old man' he thought. Clutching his most prized possession, the dildo his wife gave him as a two week anniversary present, he slowly passed into Zombification. He was still stalking prey 3 years later... and did so until the army of dildoworld decided to take matters into their own hands, and dropped several nuclear bombs onto the city of penistown, where the outbreak had first occured. This is the story of muncher.
When the outbreak occured, muncher was outside of one of the city of dicktown's rescue stations. Just when he thought he might break through the crowds and get inside, a monstertruck came up behind him. It couldn't stop. It crashed through the crowds and killed at least 1000 people.