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I am just an ordinary person, like many others I was abandoned as an infant in the woods, and I was rescued by squirrels who then commenced to take me in and raise me as one of their own. It was a tragic day when the hunters came and shot my squirrel brethren, but we banded together and I led my squirrel army to victory against the savage hunters. We celebrated with home made moonshine and as I drank and drank some more, my squirrel family began to seem increasingly delicious, until i could stand it no more, and as my squirrel friends and brothers slept, I slaughtered them all, and made squirrel pies and squirrel stew, pizza, bread, tea, and many other delicious squirrel treats. And no you can not have any, they are all mine, mine i say!