VladimirDasUber's Comments

"Hey boss... come here for a second. I have to squirt baby oil on you."

That awesome moment when you realize you've done nothing better than anyone else this week.

I love the game, but I wish you could continue after slaughtering the king. Maybe some more quests or something?

Started out with a great first impression when I saw the With/Without sound buttons at the start. I was listening to music very loud. So thank you.

All that this has taught me is that I should NOT be in charge of my city's power grid...

I really can't accept this being the last Alice is Dead. Here's hoping there's more on the way.

You know, at a certain level of Silver Tongued or whatever, you should be able to ask for a down payment for the items you donate to adventurers. I'm so sick of them taking an item worth 1k+ gold and coming back saying "I was too much of a little girl to kill the Bag-of_Feces" or whatever they're killing.

It's always satisfying when it says "2 shots" and you complete it in one.

Tips for a successful career in management: If you don't have the product, use quotes from Star Wars. The ensuing nostalgia will convince them to purchase anything you happen to have in stock.

Hero: I need a sword to fight the iuadshfih! Me: Sorry... All I have are these shoes. Hero: PERFECT!!

So, looking at the first screen... I see the snake rider, the Oil King, the hungry guy, and the bear-riding mage. WHO IS THE GUY IN THE BOWLER HAT AND BLUE HAIR

The OCD button...

Now I feel as if I doomed the whole human race by hitting that Raccoon earlier today.

We have officially discovered the source of the Japanese Earthquake

I hate Orange County. The enemies are too concentrated.

Your tax dollars at work

I saw my perfect guy past the finish line...

OH I GET IT!!! FLYING A PLANE BACKWARDS WOULD CAUSE IT TO CRASH AND THROWING A PAPER PLANE BACKWARDS CAUSES MY COMPUTER TO CRASH!!!

Why yes, ladies... I AM a professional paper airplane pilot!

Its all fun and games until your ribs are in your eyes.