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Proke

Play Proke

Jun. 20, 2018

Rating: 1

-ion ending, 400 meters is free. 10x that actually.

Papa's Cupcakeria

Play Papa's Cupcakeria

Feb. 05, 2018

Rating: 14

Hi Mayor Mallow. So... oh you want the green cups... vanilla... chocolate sauce, sprinkles, marshmallows, and chocolate chips, marshmallow, cherry, marshmallow in that exact order not any other order and evenly spaced because that really matters? Okay, well here's the thing. You're our 21st customer! So to celebrate, we're closed! Forever! Bug off!

Papa's Pancakeria

Play Papa's Pancakeria

Nov. 20, 2017

Rating: 15

Personally, it's the medium-badge-only point and click games I absolutely hate for BOTD. Papa games are stupidly samey and have an overlong unskippable tutorial, but meh I can deal. It isn't fun, but at least reading the rage comments is.

SUPERHOTline Miami Deluxe

Play SUPERHOTline Miami Deluxe

Sep. 12, 2017

Rating: 6

Please, devs everywhere, make controls configurable beyond WASD + mouse. Left-handed people exist.

Swords and Souls

Play Swords and Souls

Jul. 28, 2017

Rating: 1

Honestly a fun game. Except for the Block Minigame. I wish my overwhelming desire to throw apples at the Block Minigame from multiple directions at once was anything at all physically feasible.

Chibi Knight

Play Chibi Knight

Jul. 26, 2017

Rating: 1

The influence of Zelda II really stands out with this game. Pretty cool.

Lab of the Dead

Play Lab of the Dead

Jan. 24, 2017

Rating: 340

Dead Rat: Zombie looks at neutrally and drops. Rubber Duck: Zombie looks at neutrally and tries to eat. Conclusion: Zombie does not necessarily understand how to be a zombie.

4 Differences

Play 4 Differences

Dec. 27, 2016

Rating: 6

Cool new approach to a well-established concept. Love the atmosphere.

50 years (graphical)

Play 50 years (graphical)

Dec. 17, 2016

Rating: 8

Exorcists and the top orange row of Faith aspects are the way forward in my experience. Halve the strength of their hydras and there isn't too much you have to fear. Archers are also good if you have a strong supply of wood.

Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 2

Play Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 2

Nov. 04, 2016

Rating: 3

Sure is fun to double my score on the Zelda theme and then see that it brought my badge from bronze all the way up to bronze. 1 more point needed for the "easy" badge of the day and it's getting hard to find... Only tip I have is that it seems easier for me with the sound muted. Fun times having to mute a music game.

Robot Wants Kitty

Play Robot Wants Kitty

Aug. 31, 2016

Rating: -3

Has a kitty. Automatic 5/5.

Clarence's Big Chance

Play Clarence's Big Chance

Aug. 15, 2016

Rating: 14

Screw you game, I'm not jumping on any kitties. Fatty is just going to have to take the hit.

Shopping Cart Hero 2

Play Shopping Cart Hero 2

Aug. 02, 2016

Rating: 287

Hey maybe I can do Up-N-Out twice and that's a 2x trick combo? Hahahaha, lol no that would be silly now go jump 12 more times get $3500 and buy a second trick. Nothing like money grinding for the "Easy" badge of the day.

Icy Gifts

Play Icy Gifts

Jul. 12, 2016

Rating: 3

Christmas without the winter and with explosions. Don't know what could be more perfect.

Decision 2

Play Decision 2

Jul. 09, 2016

Rating: -2

What I've learned here is that the zombie apocalypse wouldn't be too much of a hassle if they learn how to use weapons, but it's going to be really effin' annoying if they decide to bring dogs.

Globetrotter XL

Play Globetrotter XL

Jul. 06, 2016

Rating: 8

First try 20,268. Closest was Lugansk, Ukraine 18 km. Not bad considering a misclick had me put Venice in the South Pacific shortly thereafter.

Brawlin' Sailor

Play Brawlin' Sailor

Jun. 26, 2016

Rating: 19

Heh, that was cool. I didn't even read the comment about good/bad ending until after I finished. I just figured eh, the dog isn't going to hurt me and walked on by. Fun little game.

Pixelvader

Play Pixelvader

Jun. 25, 2016

Rating: 0

Easy game but very fun and I'm not even big on bullet hells. The red outlined shapes never stood a chance!

Days of Monsters

Play Days of Monsters

Jun. 17, 2016

Rating: -4

How is it 5 of the last 7 U.S. Presidents have been left-handed and yet there's still no legislation against making a game with uncustomizable QWERTY + mouse control?

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