you get water from clicking on it near the beach, you get fire by clicking on the spaceship fire, the red crystals are energy, as soon as you blow up the rocks and go to the next area click the mushrooms for wood, but WHERE do i get metal?!
Dear diary: Today I broke out of jail; destroyed every house, bank and person in existence and am currently working on the destruction of the planet, using a spoon. Not sure if infusing it with 5500 scrap and 55 gold bars really helped. Today was a good day.
I've figured it out. At the end of every mission it fades to black because you pass out from exhaustion from the long chase and after the police catch you they're like "Well, you were actually a good sport, you can keep what you stole. You only have to pay about $1000 for every civilian life you took. You can also have the money you stole from our dead cops."
"Hey, can I buy a lemonade stand?" "Sure, that'll be $4.00" "Hey, can I buy another one?" "Sure, that'll be $4.50" "What? I thought it was $4.00?" "SHARE, YOU GREEDY BASTARD!"
Epic storyline. The characters are so relatable. Just when you think that the main character is like an invincible god holding a chainsaw and wearing a steel glove, he gets a hand spasm and you realise he's just as vulnerable as you. 10/10
For lots of regenerative items, go to the end of the first area, stand by the man holding a gun, and AFK for as long as you want. When you come back you will find lots of items on the ground from the zombies that the man killed. Mostly regenerative items and weak weapons though.