Vstuar2's Comments

As soon as I hit about +2k on the fireball spell, the kps becomes undefined and the game crashes, forcing me to hard reset.

you get water from clicking on it near the beach, you get fire by clicking on the spaceship fire, the red crystals are energy, as soon as you blow up the rocks and go to the next area click the mushrooms for wood, but WHERE do i get metal?!

Dear diary: Today I broke out of jail; destroyed every house, bank and person in existence and am currently working on the destruction of the planet, using a spoon. Not sure if infusing it with 5500 scrap and 55 gold bars really helped. Today was a good day.

one of my favourite games since I was young

PLEASE. Release an android/iphone version of this.

(returns to elements after 4 years) wow, I remember this game... it was so awesome. Oh, look, achievements... wtf, 1 of 4?

I've figured it out. At the end of every mission it fades to black because you pass out from exhaustion from the long chase and after the police catch you they're like "Well, you were actually a good sport, you can keep what you stole. You only have to pay about $1000 for every civilian life you took. You can also have the money you stole from our dead cops."

"Hey, can I buy a lemonade stand?" "Sure, that'll be $4.00" "Hey, can I buy another one?" "Sure, that'll be $4.50" "What? I thought it was $4.00?" "SHARE, YOU GREEDY BASTARD!"

We have acquired bins that infinitely spawn resources, yet we still barely manage to make enough of a profit to survive. It's a hard life.

2211 horses on survival. Only serious injury: carpal tunnel.

Psh, those comments are lies. I played super hexagon, it's not that hard... DAAAAAMN... DIS HAAAWD...

This is what happens when you buy a lemonade stand.

Epic storyline. The characters are so relatable. Just when you think that the main character is like an invincible god holding a chainsaw and wearing a steel glove, he gets a hand spasm and you realise he's just as vulnerable as you. 10/10

in the last 1/5th of the game i found out that critical hits existed

For some reason, i'm in a habit of randomly saying "missed", i wonder why..?

(every time he reloads the chainsaw) "OK, I'm out of ammo, reloading... OH WAIT A SECOND, it's a MOTHERF**KING CHAINSAW." (continues fighting)

What do you mean no zombies in madagascar? There are just no survivors.

For lots of regenerative items, go to the end of the first area, stand by the man holding a gun, and AFK for as long as you want. When you come back you will find lots of items on the ground from the zombies that the man killed. Mostly regenerative items and weak weapons though.

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