Has anyone as yet established why our eponymous hero has yet to acquire his own private jet, circling his palatial mansion to whisk him away to exotic locations at his merest whim?
I've been holding a villager over the campfire for a few minutes now, yet he isn't toasting at all. Are we to believe this land is populated by "Fireproof Villagers"?
So your business model is to wait for a zombie apocolypse, then when people break down in the wilderness while trying to escape you're going to tow them back to town to sell them upgrades for their car?
I'm out.