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Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher
Aug. 24, 2013
Rating: 20
Man, I was really hoping to debate against Nietzsche!
Boomshine
Dec. 30, 2012
Rating: -1
I got 54 on level twelve. Are you freaking kidding me?!?!?!?!?!
New Star Soccer
Jun. 28, 2012
I find that my saves disappearing just give me another reason to start over in a different league
Jun. 18, 2012
Rating: 5
My entire game randomly deleted... again-__- And yet... i cant put this game down
Jun. 11, 2012
Rating: 3
Your girlfriend is upset because you havent been spending time with her
Jun. 07, 2012
Rating: 0
@mineisours try dragging the selections up so that the bottom ones become visible
May. 16, 2012
Rating: 4
hmm... there's no defense around me, and there's none of my teammates open. I have a clear shot at goal if I keep running. I should definitely pass the ball here.
Pandemic 2
Apr. 11, 2012
Rating: -4
>mfw i start in Madagascar http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-E5prlkV3jB8/T0D3ronOklI/AAAAAAAABGE/B-AAPXMeD3E/s1600/961-aww-yeah%5B1%5D.jpg
The Last Stand: Union City
Dec. 16, 2011
@Gen wacco Wow. thanks for telling everyone who hasnt had the chance to finish the game yet.
Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 2
Rating: -11
@iphon The lyrics are: Superman is killing himself tonite use google.
The Sagittarian 3
Jul. 11, 2011
Rating: -6
I automatically voted 5 stars. Before playing the game. Because its going to be that awesome
Trollface Launch
Apr. 02, 2011
Rating: 1
Step 1: Launch yourself from computer Step 2: Collect Letters Step 3: ???? Step 4: Profit.
Sonny 2
Rating: -5
wtf, targeting is screwed up, itll always attack the opposite guy i target...
The Company of Myself
Mar. 29, 2011
@jablesdio23: Cant tell if trolling, or just really stupid...
Owl's Nest
Mar. 26, 2011
crap, im missing one bullet
Reincarnation: A Taste Of Evil
Mar. 15, 2011
Wait, 867-5309 doesnt work???? Thats a miss at comedy gold there!
Fantastic Contraption
Mar. 06, 2011
Rating: 2
http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=11461759 Finally beat tube, used an epic cannon
GunBot
Rating: -2
Need oranges, will give blues
Depict1
Rating: -3
Got blues to trade for oranges
Rebuild
Feb. 15, 2011
@ChancellorSmily I did it in 206, all four endings
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