Okay I now have respect for all 35 year old fat men with no lives who live with their parents. If my house was like that I would stay in bed too... no wait I take that back, I would steal my parents money and move out....
"problem" yeah i just spent half an hour throwing you from a magical iTouch to get smart and, you know, A BODY, and you gimme this in return? I even promised to pay you $1,000,000 but NOOOOO..... X(