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Me-isms (I make up many weird things) 1. We are like monkeys, just more advanced in the modern arts. 2. 2012 won’t happen. Mayans were just pissed their civilization went down they didn’t have time to finish the calendar. Damn Aztecs… 3. If you put all Chinese people head to toe they stretch all the way around the world but you would drown half of them so don’t do that. 4. If you own a cheetah and then have guests over the cheetah will most likely not want to be pet… if you pet it you will lose a finger. 5. If you are a guy, more than two shakes is considered playing with yourself. 6. A hamburger is not ham, fish, ect. just old pickles and “stuff” leftover in the freezer. 7. The Stony Lonesome is a great gay Date Rape spot. 8. A potato is a pig turd just pushed up through the ground. 10. You just realized i skipped number nine. 11. You just checked. 12. I am awesome in every way. 13. You are not unless you were Terminator.