WaymetheWizard's Comments

Good game, but no mute button.

Beautiful song that goes perfectly with this beautiful game. It's candy for the eyes and ears. But the kind of candy that tastes sophisticated, and relaxing.

Look, I get that the button game is usually the first one a developer makes, and that it's subpar, because of that. I know developers start out with a button game. But, you don't have to upload it. You can just go and make a button game to learn the basics and such, but you don't have to upload it. In fact you shouldn't. Nobody likes button games. They're boring, and all they do is insult you and give you consequences that have no way of really happening if you keep clicking. Seriously, I get what you're saying, but since you realize it's subpar, DON'T UPLOAD IT.

I don't know if this is just my crappy flying, but the controls seem to be drifting up and to the left. Otherwise great game, can't wait for updates. It took me a couple of refreshes to get used to the controls though, so you could add a tutorial.

Does anyone else manage to get the pineapple stuck in the floor or the bowl all the time?

Not bad, but what am I playing for? It's sort of pointless right now, but with a couple of updates it could be pretty good. Keep working on it.

"The guy in front of me is cheating! Penalize him!" "But... you just stabbed the guy next to you." "No, it's ok, I have papers. Now how much to buy a moment of silence?"

I wish it was longer. It is such a great game, but way too short.

So all I have to do to get a game on the front page is make it about hurting Bieber in some way? This game is sucky in gameplay. It's like a really crappy version of Burrito Bison. Come on guys, don't vote it up just because you get to kill Bieber. It's a really sucky game, and if it gets any more recognition we have failed as a society.

Everyone is talking about how the hate Bieber, but they're missing the fact that this game sucks. It's a crappy version of Burrito Bison. Not saying that it's a copy because I know what a genre is, but it's not very entertaining.

I've seen this game somewhere before... Have you published this anywhere else?

I've been told that it does start. For me it's just been a black screen so far so if it does work, the loading time shouldn't be so FREAKING GIGANTIC. If it's what I think it is, it shouldn't take so long to load.

So the moon is less than 100 meters from the surface of the earth?

You hand drew a bunch of levels, and then put a dot in them. You didn't even give the dot diagonal controls! And advertising through clicking the play button just makes this a scam, a false hope.

Really easy to use and just about everything you do sounds great! Awesome game.

I understand you're just learning, but if you're just learning don't submit your crappy games to Kong. You wouldn't submit your sloppy handwritten notes instead of a large class project would you? No, because you'd get a bad grade, and that's exactly what's going to happen with this game.

Of course, because if I bought a motorcycle the first thing I would do is go to a lumber yard and hop over logs!

For some reason I can't seem to buy the weapons. Anyone else get this problem?

This isn't a very good game. Way too easy and repetitive.

This is a terrible game. Everything is too big, my only motivation is a score, and there seems to be no penalty for letting jets past.