Truly an awesome, epic even, game concept. But after a few days of waiting for hours for each. tiny. itty. bitty. step. You kinda wanna get out your wallet or ragequit.
Second to last developer response: "You wouldn't expect a fine Broadsword to be produced in seconds. These things take time. :)"
In reply to question: " 'pay money or wait for hours on end' kills the whole thing and is a big eff you to the player."
Translation: if you're not willing to pay (~50¢ per gold coin) for the privilege, then no, there's no fun/fast version.
Is there some magical reason why my every move seems to set my opponent up for a special attack? Followed by a lovely assortment of combos that come falling out of the sky?
Too many obstacles on the obstacle course to be fun for me. Just as soon as I'm getting near space a gust of wind comes, bangs me into something, I try to correct, another gust of wind, get accelerated into something else and whee, I get to start all over again. Appreciate other users tips/strategies, but this is more frustrating than fun.
Always so sad when people complain that a game is the same as something else/ a ripoff. (Equally irksome is posting badges...) But unless something is an exact duplicate, it's new. Might be part of a genre, take inspiration from something else, but it isn't the same. This game's music is awesome, it's fusion of ideas: funny, shooter, evolving beasties, leveling up weapons, and being just challenging enough is really fun! I don't care if it's the same idea of other games I liked! In fact, I'd rather see a variation on a theme I enjoy than something boring. Just sayin'. Head shot! Guts everywhere! :)
Soooooo addicting! Oh my geography-loving god. Can't get past level 7. What's wrong with me? Arrggh! I love this game. Just want to be able to complete it! Just one more try... um, and one more after that... and...
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