Wheeler262's Comments

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY CHEESE!

Papa Louie's Guide to the Top 1.Find Cat 2.Call Owner 3.Leave said owner with his cat to run business, make sure the owner has no experience whatsoever. 4.PROFIT

Be honest guys...who misses the days where you blew on your cartridge when it didn't work?

"Do not play this game if you didn't play the first one." Me:Hmmm *click* *mind blown*

When I charge up the Flame of Hope all I think is, FUS RO DAH!!!

"We will be uploading a tweaked version of Sweatshop early September with Kongregate badges!" It's December already :(

Hero: I will destroy you! *gets owned seconds later*

I have a suggestion: Everytime you level up a rank (Bronze to Silver etc.) You should add 12 to the trainings. Agility:Bronze is 1200m, Silver 2400m etc. For Defense 12 rocks to 24, for Power a bigger rock with a smaller zone for hitting, and Intelligence a smarter AI.

I just did the 2nd challenge and started with Madagascar! CLOSE THE SEA PORTS!!!

Customer:"Well, I see after 3 seconds of inspection I see that there is 1 less sprinkle than you gave me yesterday. THUMBS DOWN!"

Hey kids! Tired of skin creators/editors for Minecraft that totally suck? Sick of being forced to use a fixed palette? Exhausted with 2D character displays? Do I sense some Eminem rhythm of My Name Is?

"I opened my purse, but I only had 159 gold pieces." *Haggles* The price is now 173. Magically appearing money ftw!

Oh the irony, I didn't spell "FAIL" wrong.

Can someone tell me why the Blacksmith takes an hour to get to his shop and turn on the furnace?

Many bunnies think that they can outsmart me, maybe, but I have yet to see bunnies that can outsmart bullet.

"Woah, Twinkies!" Zombieland reference, anyone?

That's not a knife. That's a boss killer. We sell those too.

does anyone see any Zelda references in there? ftw 5/5

That's not a knife. It's an Assasin's knife. We sell those too.

@AAT104 or chicken :/