WhereDidItGo's Comments

Good game, except for two things: 1. This isn't a game so much as an advertisement for Armor Games. 2. Words cannot describe the frustration of devolving because your heavy tank gets hit by a purple bullet and becomes a sitting duck.

You guys do know that posting chain letters is a bannable offense, right?

I like the iStockPhoto picture.

I like the idea. However, it seems a bit boring. Maybe you could add some other challenges.

This game has a perfect mix of sarcasm, humor, and the breaking of the fourth wall. Hell, the story alone deserves a 5/5. It was challenging, but never hard enough for we to throw up my hands and say, "Ah screw this, I'm playing something else." Quite possibly the best platformer on Kong. My only regret is that a 5 is the highest rating I can give.

inka: No offense, but the people that play card-based games are usually nerds. To appeal to their target audience, card makers put boobs on the girls. Guys have a lot of muscles because apparently there is no such thing as a non-muscular fighter (besides a mage).

Isn't this a ripoff?

I agree with Oranji, except for the part about automatic guns. If you buy the Pac Man gun, you can hold down the mouse button and move it up and down on the left side of the screen for massive damage.

If you've been hit by a shuriken, it a), is not noticeable enough, leading to "WTF I TYPED THAT WHY DIDN'T HE DIE?!?!?" moments, b) takes too long to recover from, and c), basically guarantees that you're going to get hit again as soon as you get up. Also, any game where flashing, unkillable ninja corpses can move and do damage to the temple does not deserve a card. Without the glitches, this would be a 4/5. As it is, the only people I can recommend it to are my enemies.

Question: how do I get 4/5ths of a dollar in a game where everything is in whole dollar amounts?

I got to 60,000 and died because half of my health was lost to moving ninja corpses. And I know that it's been said before, but add a pause button. Seriously. Even with the glitches, though, this is the best typing game I've played (which is kind of like being called the nicest Nazi ever - there's not much competition).

The irony in all of this is that I became a beta tester the day before it came out.

The developer fails on his own comments section. Amazing.

KatolicGodofWar: Right "here."http://armorgames.com/play/1443/the-last-stand-2

Ok, what the hell happened to my comment?

@ everyone who says "omg this game is so boring": Try a speedrun or play for longer than ten minutes before you leave a comment. @ everyone who says "omg teh graffics sux": Go die. You are beyond help.

Second.

Excellent game. However, it's damn near unplayable on Kongreagate due to lag.

Did anybody else notice that the Power Gauntlet is really the Power Glove?